Somewhere, some guy is masturbating to the above text.
Meanwhile, did you know that something could be ‘heavily curated for authenticity’?
Me neither. But Justin Bieber loves this brand, so it must be really good.
Find it here.
Somewhere, some guy is masturbating to the above text.
Meanwhile, did you know that something could be ‘heavily curated for authenticity’?
Me neither. But Justin Bieber loves this brand, so it must be really good.
Find it here.
Remember when Tom Ford meant sophisticated and sexy?
Never mind. Tom Ford has lost its meaning as a brand and Tom Ford himself must have lost his mind.
Just look at this horrifying denim and fur jacket, priced at a baffling $5,590.00.
Stretch denim with dyed rabbit. Shouldn’t this be like $150 at Macy’s? I don’t understand! No comprende, Tom!
Here’s the back view, just so you have no illusions that the back is studded with Colombian emeralds.
Notice how awful those puffy shoulders look. Even the collar is offensive.
I hope you’ll agree this is a very special piece, combining visual repulsiveness with astronomical price, and a suggestion of moral bankruptcy.
This will be a hard act to follow but Tom may be up for it.
Only one left at Neiman Marcus!