Archive | March 2016

Is Tom Ford Fucking Crazy?

tom ford denim fur jacket

Remember when Tom Ford meant sophisticated and sexy?

Never mind. Tom Ford has lost its meaning as a brand and Tom Ford himself must have lost his mind.

Just look at this horrifying denim and fur jacket, priced at a baffling $5,590.00.

Stretch denim with dyed rabbit. Shouldn’t this be like $150 at Macy’s? I don’t understand! No comprende, Tom!

Here’s the back view, just so you have no illusions that the back is studded with Colombian emeralds.

tom forf denim 2

Notice how awful those puffy shoulders look. Even the collar is offensive.

I hope you’ll agree this is a very special piece, combining visual repulsiveness with astronomical price, and a suggestion of moral bankruptcy.

This will be a hard act to follow but Tom may be up for it.

Only one left at Neiman Marcus!