These jeans are so pretty and versatile!
Let me describe them:
Classic denim pair updated with ostrich feathers
Right? What more do you need to know?
At $1,995.00, they squeak in at under two thousand dollars. Whew! Close one, Mr. Kors!
I love how the feathers start sprouting just under the knee… it’s so organic, almost, because that’s where the feathers always start.
The rear view is clean and classy:
Nothing to complain about here, except, you know.
Styled on the Fall ’16 runway over this mini dress, Miu Miu’s denim jacket has long tails inspired by traditional morning suits that fall below your knee. This piece is paneled with navy velvet to flatter the shoulders and has buttoned sleeve tabs that create a deliberate ruched, scrunched shape. Wear yours with the double-breasted front unfastened.
Jesus, no.
And at $2,265, are they really serious with this shit?
Here’s the front view.
Can you think of one thing you could wear with this that could mitigate the horror?
Didn’t think so.
What if you saw this at Salvation Army for ten dollars?
Me neither.
Miu Miu is just fucking with us.