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Patchwork Lounge-Pants, $1,500

Sep23

denim patchwork drop-crotch lounge pants

So, these denim patchwork drop-rise lounge pants are the “work” of Greg Lauren, either a relative of Ralph or just some blind nutcase who has inexplicably been allowed to design clothing.

Priced at $1,500, this item comes with all the bells and whistles nobody wants on their jeans:  drawstring waist, ribbed knit cuffs, mismatched pockets, a carpenter’s loop, and a crotch that almost hits the knees.

Bingo, right?

Let’s not forget those patches and fake rips.

The rear view is breathtaking. Unless “breathholding” is a word.

denim patchwork drop-crotch lounge pants

They are still available in size 2 at Barneys.

Hurry! I’ll wait while you go order them.

Miu Miu Brings The Crazy

Aug18

denim miu miu jacket

Styled on the Fall ’16 runway over this mini dress, Miu Miu’s denim jacket has long tails inspired by traditional morning suits that fall below your knee. This piece is paneled with navy velvet to flatter the shoulders and has buttoned sleeve tabs that create a deliberate ruched, scrunched shape. Wear yours with the double-breasted front unfastened.

Jesus, no.

And at $2,265, are they really serious with this shit?

Here’s the front view.

miu miu denim velvet jacket2265

Can you think of one thing you could wear with this that could mitigate the horror?

Didn’t think so.

What if you saw this at Salvation Army for ten dollars?

Me neither.

Miu Miu is just fucking with us.